hey alright some biblical verses for dummies:
there is NOT a righteous man on earth, who does what is right and NEVER SINS.
whatever your hand finds to do, DO IT WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT, for in the grave where you are going, there is neither WORKING NOR PLANNING NOR KNOWLEDGE NOR WISDOM.
the heart of men moreover are FULL OF EVIL and there is madness in their hearts while they live and AFTERWARDS THEY JOIN THE DEAD in hell of course.
i need to exercise ahh. why is it i'm feeling so lazy. today i just studied and used the comp, its so frustrating sometimes. anyways i hope italy wins the world cup and portugal gets 3rd placing though that sounds quite impossible ahaha. tomorrow's my church's birthday so then ahem* HAPPY BIRTHDAY PLMC. okay i'm done. darren chiam( form teacher ) actually praised me for being a good boy in his class, and that made me feel really weird. Peter didn't qulifiy for his event finals don't worry peter try harder err the next time you have another compeition in JC or something! marc's got a new phone finally i hope he's happy with it. i still think bryan tan is gay even though he protested that he wasn't gay anymore. biscuit's still being a biscuit. haa.
alright here's a pretty funny (and i think its also quite racist) joke to end this issue off:
Cajun Math Test
A Cajun man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he
passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using
numbers, represent the number 9."
"Without numbers?" The Cajun says, "Dat is easy." And proceeds
to draw three trees:
"What's this?" the boss asks?
"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says
the Cajun.
"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use
the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the
picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you
go."
The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get
that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty
tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried that he's going to actually have to
hire this Cajun, so he says, "All right, last question. Same rules
again, but represent the number 100."
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the
picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says,
"Ere you go. One hundred."
The boss looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think
that represents a hundred!"
The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of
each tree and says, "A little dog come along and crap by each tree. So
now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree
and a turd, which makes one hundred."
"So, when I start?"
haa pretty funny huh. alright till next time byeee.
